129
Total shows played in 2011
87
Total shows played 2010 & 2009, combined
28
Number of states played in 2011
2
Number of states played in 2009 & 2010, combined
49,307
Miles traveled in 2011
70
Percentage of those miles which were traveled in the 5 month period from June 1st to November 30th
3,310
Miles traveled this year in rental vans because their own f^&*$#king van was in a repair shop
1
Speeding tickets (we’re not going to talk about parking tickets)
1,230
Approximate number of people offended at interstate rest stops
1
Number of lives saved on New Year’s Eve
12,034
Number of angry birds slung from slings
Not Enough
Football watched by Ryan and Bram, although they made a valiant effort (especially with Niners games – tethering laptops to cell phones to get internet access and watching games online)
7
Noise complaints (miraculously low)
1:1
Ratio of pots of coffee to bottles of whiskey consumed
54
Number of nights someone left a cell phone charger in the green room
2
Number of fans that flashed the band
1
Number of berserk fans that stormed the stage, jumped on Jackson’s back, and then flashed the crowd
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